You know you're stuck in the 80's when......
(1 point each) FASHION
You own a skinny tie and know where it is You wear a skinny tie from time to time You wear polo shirts You wear Izod polo shirts You have a rat tail You wore a members only jacket You wear a Swatch You own something with ESPIRIT clearly visible on it You wear Banana Republic Shorts You rip slits into your jeans on purpose You have a mohawk You wear Puma or VANS sneakers You wear pastel colored clothing You wear sweatshirts like they did in "Flashdance" (ripped, or off one shoulder) You wear those shirts/coats that zip (or fasten) in a diagonal way
MUSIC
You own a Milli Vanilli album You have a CD of "New Kids" You refer to dance music as disco. You're waiting for Depeche Mode to become popular You're waiting for Morrissey to cheer up You know the original line up of Duran Duran You still have a crush on Nick Rhodes You refer to Bruce Springsteen as "The Boss" You still talk about whether or not the video for a song is any good You still prefer 12 inch mixes over CD singles You think Madonna's "Like a Virgin" would imply she was still pure You eagerly await the next single from Menudo to come out any day now You still like "Thriller" You miss "Captain EO" from Disney World You call the guy who wrote "little Red Corvette", Prince. You know all the words to "Rio" You own more than 1 album by either A Flock of Seagulls, Toto or Mr. Mister You listen to the "Top 40 Countdown" every weekend You You refer to albums / LP's as records and call music stores Record stores
FADS
You own a Smurf figurine You have a stuffed animal on the window of your car (Garfield?!) You talk, like, you know, a valley girl from time to time You use the phrase "Yeah! Thats the Ticket!" from time to time You use the word DUDE at all (and with a straight face) You still say "Well, isn't that special?" You play ATARI You argue whether Transformers are better than Go-Bots You think "Where's the Beef?" if far better than "I've fallen & I can't get up. You have a Rubik's cube You think people still breakdance to rap music You don't know that Spud MacKenzie is a female dog You think you can get killed by mixing soda and pop rocks You own a BMX bike and still freestyle with it Like, you know, The Stuff that Doesn't Like, Fit in Anywhere Else
You didn't know that Tiffany didn't write her own songs You get your advice from Dr Ruth You still cry when you watch E.T. You think the only reason O.J. Simpson is famous is because of football. You refer to Russia as the USSR and think they're a bunch of commies You drive a Yugo You still take your Flintstone vitamins You drive a DeLorean You play Laser Tag You like making Shrinky-Dinks You use a Trapper Keeper for Homework assignments When someone calls for someone more than once, you staert saying "Bueller, Bueller, Bueller." If someone says "who are you going to call?" , your first thought is "Ghostbusters!" You think skateboarding is rad You think WWF wrestling isn't choreographed You still still try to make your hair stand up high as possible with tons of hairspray and mousse You're actually keeping score and will see where you place on this test!
How did you score?
60-80 Points Total Get Help! You stand out in a crowd, people point & laugh at you in public, really. Go out and buy an Eminem CD or something! 40-60 Points Total There's hope for you , try walking some television. Get outside in public, and notice how you look like a total geek next to everyone else (except Pee Wee Herman) 20-40 Points Total You've almost totally gotten away from the 80's, or you're real young and hardly remember the eighties at all. Clean out your closet & you'll probably become more hip 00-20 Total Point You've forgotten everything about the eighties, I'm willing to bet you don't even remember your name.